sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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