Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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