He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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