I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???