Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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