Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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