On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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