Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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