Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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