Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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