oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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