I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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