11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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