doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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