if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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