Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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