yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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