So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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