All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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