I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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