that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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