she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I will be naked everywhere
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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