Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I have feelings that need drinking.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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