If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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