I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize