i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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