Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He better not be in your backpack
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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