Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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