Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
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THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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