I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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