420 ftw
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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