ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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