Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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