I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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