I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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