just tell him i said nine months
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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