hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?