haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....