Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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