I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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