come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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