My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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