dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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