i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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