i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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i came on her dog
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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