Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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