ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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