I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He? As in you personified your dick?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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