Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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