Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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