why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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