Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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