awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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