Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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