And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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