check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
