ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Are we still banned from the library?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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